Recently, I was having lunch with a group of friends, and one of my colleagues who is apparently just as crazy and imaginative as I am, joked that he’s going to create a Facebook for dogs. I thought what a lovely idea. Since then my mind has been running wild, imagining what such a site would be like.
I imagine some people would put up profile pictures of their dogs and express their views on politics and religion while pretending that those are the thoughts of their dogs. They would take on a greater level of confidence in expressing all their taboo feelings while role playing their fantasy that it’s really not them speaking, it’s their inhibited dogs.
Then there would be other people who would get super creative by dressing up their dogs to look like the animal versions of themselves. Some would have their dogs converse about cats they’d like to tear apart, and juicy steak bones they’re looking forward to eat for dinner. There would be dogs on Facebook representing various races and nationalities, so they’d be having written conversations in French, English, Mandarin, German, you name it. Would be so cute to see little Irish dogs making comments like “feck off”, and the Rasta dog jammin inna Jamaican patois.
Maybe some people would want to take it a step further by having a Facebook cat invasion to create some Facebook drama between dogs and cats. I wonder what they’d argue about besides…, actually I have no idea what they’d argue about, but I’m sure their owners would think of something.
Love it, love it, love it. Cheers to Facebook for dogs! 
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